February 2012
Feb 20th
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Anonymous asked: why do people always ask you if you're gay? i know it's like the internet but it's not as if you post loads of lady gaga or homo pix
Feb 20th
if my mom's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if my dad's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if my brother's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if I'm still asleep: I need to vacuum for 3 hours and use the blender
Feb 20th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Anonymous asked: are you gay?
Feb 19th
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unhomogenized milk: no homo
Feb 18th
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marilyn monroe: stop using me as an excuse for being fat
Feb 17th
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Feb 16th
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me: I'm gonna study when I get home
me: I'll just study before I go to bed
me: I'll just study in the morning
me: I'll just study on the way to school
me: I'll just study in this class
me: I'll just study in the hall
me: I'll just study before the test
me: I'll just study during the test
Feb 16th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 14th
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k1mkardashian: cocain-chanel: never gets old omg 3kl;dfasdlfk
Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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france: ten
france: twenty
france: thirty
france: forty
france: fifty
france: sixty
france:
france:
france: sixty ten
world: france what are you do—
france: four twenties
world: france stop it
france: four twenties ten
world: france that doesn't even make any sense
france:
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france:
world:
france:
world:
france: hundred.
Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 6th
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nuggits2: what if instead of gay song quotes as captions on fb profile pictures, people used historical facts The shortest war on record was fought between Zanzibar and England in 1896. </3 The flushing toilet was invented in 1596 <3 The condom - made originally of linen - was invented in the early 1500’s ;] Every person has a unique tongue print <333 Every time Beethoven sat down...
Feb 2nd
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January 2012
teacher: what unit of measurement-
me: in daylights
teacher: thats not-
me: in sunsets
me: in midnights
teacher: you cant-
me: in cups of coffee
teacher: thats impossi-
me: in inches
teacher: yes! thats what i-
me: in miles
teacher: but you just-
me: in laughter
me: in strife
teacher: *opens mouth*-
me: in five hundred-twenty five thousand-six hundred minutes
teacher: well in this case you dont measure in ti-
me: how about looooooooooooooooove
teacher: i give up
me: measure in looooooooooove
teacher: out
me: seasons of loooooooooooooooove (attempt to harmonize with myself)
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 26th
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Anonymous asked: wow ur cute
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
blackmormon: if u dont have nice eyebrows then ur not attractive
Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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Jan 20th
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renxya: unfunnywhitegirl: here is a list of words you can use without offending someone on the internet:  • • • my brother was murdered by three black dots.
Jan 19th
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Letters from Kids to God
Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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annefranksgasmask: any milk that isnt chocolate milk is gross case closed bring in the dancing lobsters
Jan 17th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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jmimy: thenotorioussmall: okay i know what sexual frustration is but what do you call it when you wanna cuddle the shit outa someone? im going with cuddle frustration im so cuddly frustrated right now its called homosexuality and it’s actually a disease
Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
ducke-fup asked: A - Z lolololololol
Jan 15th
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teamtwerkin: oh my gOD WHAT
Jan 15th
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